Just Another Silly Joke - Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth … March 25, 2008
Posted by dhconcerts in Anecdotes, Comedy.trackback
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[UPDATE March 27, 2008: You know, I don't even know why I posted this. This is not the kind of joke that makes me laugh. What makes me laugh are jokes like the government warning about swallowing chewing gum and the talking chocolate Easter bunnies. Those jokes got a laugh from me. I received this joke in an email from a friend, a girly girl (think sweet voice, sweet fragrance and diamonds) who has an edge and won't back down from a bully. But why did I post a joke I wouldn't even tell? I don't know. Maybe it's because it says the names and posts the photos of two women who have led extraordinary lives, women I'd be pleased to spend a genuine moment with. (I saw the Queen once, from a distance, when I visited London many years ago. I have never seen Dolly Parton in person.) It really is a silly joke, maybe worthy of junior high school. But, I can imagine Dolly laughing. I'm not sure what the Queen would do.]
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Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth
Dolly Parton
and Queen Elizabeth
die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should get into Heaven.Dolly takes off her top and says, “Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I’m sure the angels will be pleased to see them every day, for eternity.”
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,
shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The angel chuckles and says, “Okay, Your Majesty, you may go in.”
Dolly is outraged and asks, “What was that all about? I show you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and gets in! Would you explain that to me?”
“Sorry, Dolly,” says the angel,
but, even in Heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair - no matter how big they are.
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